Author Archive for Lana

Crossdressing Phone Sex

Crossdressing Phonesex

Hi there.

You know, I noticed something about you at work today. When you dropped the papers you were carrying in the hall and I bent over to help you pick them up? I saw something peeking over the top of your pants…and it wasn’t a pair of boxers or tighty-whities.

Yep. Your secret’s out. I know you’re a panty boy.

Whatever shall I do with this information?

Well, here’s the thing. Your secret is safe with me, as long as you agree to do what I want you to do. It (probably) won’t be anything too crazy. I was just thinking we should take your panty boy fantasy to the next logical level and make you a full-blown crossdresser. What say you?

I have all kinds of cute ideas for outfits for you. You’ll look great when I finish with you. I’m going to have you model all those outfits for me on the catwalk so that I can take pics of my masterpiece! I…probably…won’t do anything with them but save them on my computer, as long as you’re good.

How’s that for an awesome crossdressing phone sex fantasy? I think it’ll be lots of fun, so call me, Kat, now to experience it!

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Roleplay Phone Sex

Sexy Roleplaying

Hello, guys. Are you looking for the perfect phone girlfriend? Well, you’re in luck today because here I am!

I’m the kind of fantasy girl every guy dreams about, but I’m no fantasy. I’m REAL in every sense of the word. Plus, I’m extremely adventurous, just like your fantasy girl, only better because I’m real, and you can talk to me on the phone anytime you want because I’m just awesome like that. 😉

So why don’t you tell me what’s on your mind? I’m betting that between us, we can come up with a mind-blowing sexy roleplay that’s bound to knock both our socks off. Well, not that I’ll be keeping socks (or anything else) on when we play, but you get the idea, right?

Don’t worry about upsetting me with your fantasies, either. I’m a great listener, and I’ve heard lots of fantasies in my time. If you can surprise me, I’ll be pleased because that doesn’t happen nearly as often these days as it used to. But whether you surprise me or not, you’re definitely not going to offend me.

So here’s what you need to do next. You need to call me at 1-877-627-8930 and ask for hot phone sex with me, Tess!

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Guided Masturbation Phone Sex

Guided Masturbation Phonesex

Hello, boys. This is your mature phone sex lady, Lana, speaking. To what do I owe this pleasure today?

If you are here looking for something new and exciting to spice up your usual jerk-off routine, then have I got the thing for you! You don’t have to have a boring masturbation session tonight because Ms. Lana is going to take care of you. I’ve got a lot of new things up my sleeve for you to try, so lay back, get comfortable, and listen carefully.

If you’ve never tried guided masturbation before, then you’ve got no idea what you’re missing. My jerk off instructions will make you feel so very good. I’ll also teach you how to hold back your orgasm in order to make it more satisfying when you finally do let it go. Don’t worry, I’m not going to deny you. We’ll just delay it for a little while to make it more mind-blowing when you do blow!

All right, boys, what are you waiting for? It’s time to call your MILF Masturbatrix Lana and get you some of these sexy masturbation instructions while they’re hot! Well, they’ll always be hot, but still. Call me now, anyway! You don’t want to wait for something like this, do you?

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Cum Eating Phone Sex

Cum Eating Phonesex

So, guys, I’m curious. Have you ever found yourself wondering if you’d enjoy a tranny phone sex call with a special girl like me? Well, I would be glad to let you try it out. 😉

Even if you’ve fantasized about it in the past, you may not be sure if cocksucking is your thing. But that’s ok because I’ll help you with that, too!

One of the best ways to tell if sucking cock is in your future is to suck on a dildo while you jerk off. Does that turn you on? Well, let’s try a little something else, then. There’s more to sucking cock than just the sucking part, after all. 😉

After you finish jerking off while sucking on a dildo, don’t be so quick to wipe all that cum up and go on about your business. Scoop it up on your fingers and taste it. Lick it all off of them–every drop! If the sucking and the cum eating turned you on, then chances are, you would love to do a call with me!

So why not give it a try? Just get your phone and call me, Danni, at the number below. I can’t wait to hear from you.

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Domination Phone Sex

Domination Phonesex

Hello, boys. This is your phone sex Mistress, Candi. Have you been a good boy today?

I sure hope you have. We wouldn’t want you getting into any…trouble…now would we? *Laughs*

I’m certain you’ll be good for me, once I’ve got you under my spell. Just the very idea of disobeying me will strike fear into your heart. Oh, yes, I want my boys to love and fear me, for you don’t want to risk my wrath. On the other hand, I do reward good boys who do my bidding and particularly please me.

I know that you need this kind of strict control in your life. You’re lost without it, aren’t you? Well, don’t worry, dear. Your Femdom phone sex Goddess will micromanage you to her heart’s content. Her heart’s content–not yours.

I look forward to taking you places you’ve never been before through domination, humiliation, degradation, and, of course, mind fucking. I want your poor little mind so warped and twisted that you don’t know which way is up…and then, of course, I’ll punish you for not knowing.

You’ve never had domination phone sex quite like this before, so call me now and get your very first taste.

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Roleplay Phone Sex

Roleplay Phonesex

Hello, boys. I’m Lana, the mature phone sex lady who wants to make your cock very, very happy.

I’m up for nearly anything you want me to do, but the truth is, we’re all better at some things than others, right? Well, one of my best specialties is roleplay phone sex. My creativity, dirty mind, and sexy MILF voice make roleplaying with me an experience you have to try at least once.

Besides, I like coming up with roleplays that are outside the usual type of phone roleplays. I like Peeping Tom voyeurism roleplays, for example. The idea of you watching me through my window while I masturbate or even while I have sex with another man really turns me on. Or maybe someone else is watching us while we’re fucking. Either one is good for me and appeals to my exhibitionist side.

What kind of fantasies do you have that Ms. Lana can work into a hot phone sex roleplay? If you call me up and tell me all about them, I bet I can come up with something that’ll knock your socks (and everything else) off.

So grab that phone now, boys! What do you have to lose, after all?

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Guided Masturbation Phone Sex

Guided Masturbation Phonesex

You know, you young men who have been spoiled on Internet porn have no idea about the finer points for jerking off. Even you older guys who haven’t always had anything sexy you ever wanted right at your fingertips have probably gotten a little spoiled yourselves and have forgotten what you knew about getting off with nothing but your hand…if you ever knew to start with.

But don’t worry that you’ve missed out. Your phone sex MILF Lana is going to fill in the holes in your education.

And how am I going to do that, you ask? By giving you masturbation instructions when you call me, of course. I know things about pleasing cocks that you boys have probably never thought of, and I’ll teach them all to you in due time.

There’s one thing you’re going to have to keep in mind, though. If you want to get the full effect of my instructions, you’re going to have to follow them to the letter. This means no cumming until you’re given permission, no pretending to do something and not doing it, none of that. You’ll have to follow them closely…and believe me when I say I’ll know if you don’t.

If you’re ready to experience the orgasm of your life, call me, Lana, for some guided masturbation phone sex!

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Hot Phone Sex

Hot Phonesex

Hey, guys! I’m Tess, the phone sex girlfriend you’ve always dreamed of having. 🙂

You may be wondering why I’m so awesome. Well, don’t worry, I’ll be glad to tell you.

With any GFE (girlfriend experience) phone fantasy, you’ll find a sympathetic ear and a woman who’s ready and willing to listen to your fantasies. In that respect, I’m just like every other GFE phone girl out there. So what makes me different?

You see, I’m willing to go the extra mile to make your fantasies ultra-realistic AND to make sure that it’s something we can both enjoy. You don’t have to worry about me just parroting back whatever you tell me. I’m an intelligent, independent woman. Do you think I’m going to waste my time talking about or roleplaying something that doesn’t get me off just ’cause some dude on the phone wants me to? Of course not! I’m going to make sure the fantasy is something we can BOTH enjoy equally.

To me, that’s what having hot phone sex is all about. So if you’re tired of moaning, groaning phone girls, call me, Tess, for a breath of fresh air. It’s time for a change, boys!

Talk to you soon. 🙂

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MILF Phone Sex

MILF Phonesex

Hello there, boys. My name is Lana, and I’m ready for some hot phone sex! What about you?

Well, let’s see here. What can I tell you about myself? Well, I’m obviously a very sexy older woman who’s got a lot of different sexual fantasies. For starters, I like introducing younger men to the fun of having sex with a mature, experienced lady. My profile says I’m kind of the “Quickie Queen” because I know how fast some of you young men can blow your loads. But I’m also very good at taking things slow and easy as well 😉

Speaking of slow and easy, I’ve found that one of the best ways to enjoy a long, sensual session with me is to let me take control and lead you through some guided masturbation. If you’re worried about that whole blowing your load too soon thing, this is a great way to improve your stamina. And if you just want to try something new, letting me give you masturbation instructions is the way to go!

If none of that is your bag, don’t worry. Just tell me what’s on your mind, and I’m sure we can get something hot and sexy going on together in no time. All you have to do is call me, Lana, your MILF phone sex extraordinaire. You’ll be glad you did. 😉

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Foot Fetish Phone Sex

Foot Fetish Phonesex

Heya, boys! I’m Pami, your coed phone sex cutie! How are you guys today? Me, I’m just great! Totally looking forward to talking to you. 😉

All you footboys out there will be pleased to hear that I just got a brand-new pedicure today. It was a lot of fun, too. I had a male nail tech this time, and I can’t tell you how much I loved having him on his knees, pampering my feet! *Giggle*

That’s the best part about foot fetish fantasies, in my opinion. Sure, the power exchange part is fun, but the best part is getting my feet pampered and taken care of. If it just so happens to get you off as well, then I guess we’re doing pretty good together, huh?

It makes you feel all subbie to be down on there on your hands and knees, kissing my feet and sucking on each and every one of my freshly-polished pink toenails, doesn’t it? If you’re lucky, I’ll even let you shoot your little load once I’m satisfied with the attention you’ve given my cute little feet! But if you wanna give it a shot, you’ve gotta call me first for some foot fetish phone sex! Then, we’ll see what happens from there.

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